2011 ATW精選集分享

mxh0506

http://enpf.chinabroadcast.cn/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=37476&extra=page%3D1
個(gè)人認(rèn)為這是一檔不錯(cuò)的英語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)節(jié)目，昨天一期的主題是English Puns，非常有趣，可惜找不到錄音。這位粉絲收集了幾個(gè)G的節(jié)目錄音給大家分享。

mxh0506

下面這些Puns是在某個(gè)網(wǎng)站上看到的，看看是不是有點(diǎn)意思？
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.  

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.  

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.  

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.  

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.  

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.