Jokes in English

老郭

Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
    New Jersey had first pick.

為什么加利福尼亞的律師最多，而新澤西州的有毒廢物最多？

因為新澤西先挑的。

老郭

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
    The bucket.

律師和一桶糞的區別在哪里?
桶。

注意：英文中shit指的是動物糞便。典型的是bull's shit，一般是指廢話。

人的糞便是human stool。決不能說shit

f.luo

老大怎么突然關心起律師了？

老郭

我的朋友里律師少，不怕得罪人，哈哈