Jokes in English

老郭

Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
    New Jersey had first pick.

為什么加利福尼亞的律師最多，而新澤西州的有毒廢物最多？

因?yàn)樾聺晌飨忍舻摹?/td>

老郭

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
    The bucket.

律師和一桶糞的區(qū)別在哪里?
桶。

注意：英文中shit指的是動(dòng)物糞便。典型的是bull's shit，一般是指廢話。

人的糞便是human stool。決不能說shit

f.luo

老大怎么突然關(guān)心起律師了？

老郭

我的朋友里律師少，不怕得罪人，哈哈